Buy Now, Die Later

DJ fixes flow, bling your swipe game, and more.

Author

The Swipe
January 20, 2025

Welcome back to your daily marketing swipe file. The best ads, served fresh daily, and as tasty as your favorite slice of pepperoni pizza. 🍕 Let’s dig in.

Improve your marketing with Ahrefs’ AI features!

Transform your marketing game with Ahrefs!

Ahrefs’ new AI features can supercharge your workflow:

AI Keyword Suggestions: Find high-value keywords effortlessly.
AI Search Intent Analysis: Understand user intent like never before.
AI Content Grader: Optimize content for top-ranking results.
AI Translations: Scale globally with ease.

Plus, enjoy free AI tools for copywriting, content creation, and more.

Start now and let Ahrefs be your ultimate marketing copilot!

*This is sponsored content

'Buy Now, Die Later' - Titan Casket

  • What’s happening: Titan Casket takes a lighthearted approach to mortality by offering pre-purchase plans as low as $22/month. It’s practical planning wrapped in wit.

  • Why it’s awesome: It’s brave, humorous, and turns an uncomfortable topic into a no-pressure conversation. Titan Casket wins with clever marketing that makes you think and chuckle.

'Last Night a DJ Fixed My Flow' - TaskRabbit

  • What’s happening: TaskRabbit hilariously rebrands a plumber as DJ Peterson, blending humor and service reliability. The ad emphasizes how TaskRabbit connects you with professionals for everyday problems.

  • Why it’s awesome: It’s catchy, creative, and repurposes a disco-era hit into plumbing genius. It makes the mundane unforgettable while showing how easy life gets with the right help.

'Bling Your Swipe Game' - Iced London

  • What’s happening: Iced London uses stats to prove jewelry isn’t just for show—it boosts your dating profile by 73%. It’s about confidence, style, and standing out in the sea of profiles.

  • Why it’s awesome: It’s bold, data-backed, and cheekily suggests jewelry could be your wingman. The ad says, ‘Look sharp; love might just be a swipe away.’

Hire the best, for 70% less.

Athyna, today’s sponsor, helps companies hire the best global talent for a fraction of the cost of hiring locally.

Whether it’s business and ops, or product and engineering, the team at Athyna have you covered from start to finish. If hiring incredible talent, matched with AI-precision, all at lightning speed sound good to you—reach out and team will sort you out.

*This is sponsored content

'Delicious Content Warning' - Kitkat

  • What’s happening: KitKat teases us with a blurred chocolate image and a tongue-in-cheek ‘content warning’ about making people crave a break. It’s playful and irresistible.

  • Why it’s awesome: It’s clever marketing disguised as humor. By blurring the product, KitKat makes you crave clarity—and chocolate—proving the power of subtlety.

'Battery Beats Burnout' - Seinnheser

  • What’s happening: This ad compares the long-lasting battery life of Sennheiser Momentum 4 headphones (60 hours) to your limited stamina, using a sleeping commuter as the punchline.

  • Why it’s awesome: It’s brutally honest yet fun. The visual speaks to everyone’s exhaustion while hyping up Sennheiser’s endurance. A headphone ad that’s literally a power move.

P.S. Want to collaborate?

Here are some ways.

  1. Share today’s news with someone would would dig it. It really helps us to grow.

  2. Let’s partner up. Looking for some ad inventory? Cool, we’ve got some.

  3. Deeper integrations. If it’s some longer form storytelling you are after, reply to this email and we can get the ball rolling.

That’s a wrap! We hope these bold, fun, and inspiring ads gave you your daily dose of creative energy. See you soon for some more best-in-class marketing goodies!

How was today's swipe file?

Login or Subscribe to participate in polls.

Disclaimer: All images and ads featured in this newsletter are the property of their respective creators and brands. They are used here for educational and commentary purposes only. If you are the copyright holder and would like your material removed, please contact us directly.